Flight Instructions for 2012

Welcome to flight number 2012. We are prepared for take off into the new year. Please make sure that your standards are secure and locked in an upright position. All self-destructive devices should be turned off at this time. Should we lose altitude under pressure during our flight, Reach up an pull down a prayer, Prayers will be automatically activated by faith. Once your faith is fully activated you can assist other passengers. There will be no baggage allowed on this flight. The captain has cleared us for take off. Destination greatness! 2012 is your journey, Enjoy the flight because the powers that be are in control! All Aboard ♥” (Anonymous)